Monday, July 5, 2010

Amazing/Crazy/Fun/Interesting/Awesome Things I've Done/Witnessed/Had Happen To Me For The First/Second/Millionth Time Over The Last 30 Days/Nights

* Offered food to a bum, and had it rejected... twice!

* Wrote a song for a boy I liked, and played & sang it to him for his birthday.

* Had a great time on my least favorite holiday.

* Taught a Sunday School lesson where we compared "adultery" to the act of one gardener "fertilizing" the tree of another gardener's. It was hilarious!

* Attended "Hemp Fest" with friends. Left low (that's the opposite of high, right?).

* Even though I couldn't see the bottom of it, I jumped into a lake. P.S. I can't swim...

* Also went kayaking. And rowed a boat. And got a swimming lesson.

* And jumped off of a rope-swing. Had a blast at the lake house!

* Learned the Napoleon Dynamite dance so I could teach it to a couple for part of their 1st Dance!

* Shot Roman candles at my brother. Problem is he shot back, and got a couple really great shots at my chest, forehead, and just under my eye. Haha.

* Watched Matt Dillon's 1980 breakout film "My Bodyguard;" it's now in my Top 10 Faves of all time.

* Had my high school Senior Prom picture resurface. My date posted it on Facebook. I'm posting it here. It is now officially immortalized...

* Landed a pro gig, performing as a singer! You'll never guess where, either!

* Committed to attending a friend's Wedding reception. I hate weddings, but I love this bride and groom!

* Had two straight guys fight over who was going to take me out on a date first. One of them bribed me by giving me a flexing show, and letting me massage his butt.

* Sat in a crowd of Mormon kids at a hotel swimming pool in just my undies. We played drinking games with Thomas Kemper sodas, and almost got thrown out of the pool area for it. :)

* Went to my first Pride Parade in Seattle. Had a great lunch at Von's, danced in pink booty shorts in the fountain, and got kissed by 10 boys, plus 1 straight guy!

* Traded my Coach wallet for a Twilight: Eclipse wallet! Team Edward!

* Fell in love with Fleetwood Mac, Kelly Rowland, Eminem, Rene Clausen, Neil Diamond, Simon & Garfunkel, Jordin Sparks, Passion Pit, Celine Dion, Train, and of course, the Glee Cast.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Yours (JD's Song)

I can't seem to go a single night
Without you crossing my mind
It shouldn't come as a surprise
Baby, I can't lie

I think I've fallen pretty hard
For the way you always roll your "R's"
For the songs you sing to me in the car
For the wonderful man I've met so far
Baby, you're a star

I want you to know I see it...

I see your good, I see your mean
I see it
I see your strong, I see your weak
I see it
And I'm enjoying the view
May I please share this picture with you

I wanna be...
I gotta be...
I need to be...
I wanna be...
If you'll have me...

You, you probably should know the truth
You're beautiful, and super smart, too
I love the crazy things you do
You're too good to be true

Even though sometimes you're strange to me
I love all your OCD's
Like your stupid diet and workout routine
The diva-attitude you give me
You're driving me crazy

But I want you to know I still feel you

I feel your hot, I feel your cold
I feel it
I feel your come, I feel your go
I feel it
And I'm not running away
Baby, I'm here to stay

All you have to say is I'm...
If you ask me to, I'm...
If you feel the same, I'm...
Just say the word, I'm...
If you'll have me...

I love your pearly perfect smile
I love it
Your Mex-Italiano style
I love it
Your freakin hair, your underwear
Your I-don't-care-what-you-think glare
I love it all
All of it

I wanna be...
I gotta be...
I need to be...
If you'll have me...